Top Jokes....

[The_Game]

TOP 10 BLONDE INVENTIONS:

1. Water Proof Towel
2. Solar Powered Flashlight
3. Submarine Screen Door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. Glow in the dark sunglasses
7. Ejector seat in helicopters
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal powered wheelchair
10. Water proof tea bags

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Little johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. " Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking. "Little johnny said "I have a question for you now." "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... one licking her cone, the second bitting her cone, and the third sucking her cone... which one is married?" "Well, said the teacher nerviously," I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you are thinking."

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I was walking down the street when I came across a hooker so I asked her how much. She says $20 is a quickie on the grass, $50 is in the car or $100 in the motel. So i hand her a $100 bucks and she says, oh you got class... I said class my ass, 5 times on the grass!

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Little johnny asks his grandfather: "Hey gramps, do you still have sex with granny?" "Yes, yes, only oral sex. She tells me "Fuck You" and I answer "Fuck you too!!!"

[sparkytC]

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that's very important. ”
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. “Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.”
“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to fuck with John Wayne.”

[Xodyaq]

At school one day, the teacher asked a student, "What's two and seven, Billy?" and the child replied, "The Dallas Cowboys, ma'am." :rofl: